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Each week features a new heart-warming story of a corporate executive who increased quarterly profits and the value of their stock options by de-allocating surplus human resource capacity. Whether its free-trade-zone out-sourcing, involuntary productivity doubling, or a good old-fashioned "scythe taken through the ranks of the low-lives at the warehouse," this is one children's program the whole family can't avoid.
Snow Black has just taken over the Seven Dwarves Inc. jewel mine, claiming to be the "best friend your industry ever had." As soon as he takes posession, Snow Black tells the dwarves that only four of them can keep their jobs, because he has to maximise the mine's profit margins and increase his quarterly dividends.
Doc and Grumpy try to organize a union for the dwarves and want to go on strike but Lazy, Sleepy and Dopey think that Snow White is not such a bad guy after all and want to keep working for less pay.
Snow Black sees his opportunity and prepares some poison pen pink slips to give to the striking dwarves, firing them because they are too short. All ends happily when the remaining dwarves work themselves into the ground, profits increase to 35%, and the value of Snow Black's stock options soars.
