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Blackenstein's creature, the unnatural media monster created from cut-rate parts, is crashing about the newspaper
landscape. In a vain attempt to make friends with the victims of his destruction, he whines "I'm saving
you from left-wing bias." Despite these clumsy efforts, he continues to be shunned and reviled.
The wily Dr. Blackenstein decides to create a bride for the hideous monster in order to civilize
it and make it more presentable to an unsuspecting public. In a diabolical experiment, he synthesizes another
creature from odd bits of CBC socialites and young socialists, a large dose of Ayn Rand and a pinch of
Leni Riefenstahl.
The creature is thrilled and ardently excited by his new mate who also seems to worship
the cash he walks on. Unfortunately, the Bride of Blackenstein has opinions and ideas even more odious and
antediluvian than the creature himself. The masses are horrified by this toxic coupling which
festers like a cancer on the body politic.
