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Three para-commercial scientists-- Professor Powermad White, Count Conglomerate Black, and Dr. Downsizing Radler-- form UnionBusters to combat a wide spectrum of malevolent industrial spectres including worker solidarity, decent wages and employment. The UnionBusters develop a battery of special weapons to subdue the forces of fairness and equality, including: the Demmaning Downsize-Ray, the Low-Wage Gap-Trap, the Scab Depicketer, the Part-time Proton Cannon and the Free-Trade-Zone Zapper.
The UnionBusters globalised business begins booming, stocks are soaring and quarterly dividends are at an all-time high. Then one day, while working on a routine job of employee exorcism and public service decommissioning, they are slimed by a potent and inexplicable field of resistance.
UnionBusters realise they have stumbled on a master plan for the forces of evil to take over the world. A diabolical alliance between unholy unions and the nefarious NDP threatens to destabilize the entire industrial plane by sharing the social wealth more equitably.
The UnionBusters warn everyone that this communalising cabal will destroy the capitalist world by denying the rich the power that is is rightfully theirs. Unfortunately, some governments will not fully heed their advice to outlaw all un-corporate activity. But the UnionBusters soldier on, battling the union devils incarnate with their new superweapon-- the Cataclysmic Corporate Agendizer.
